March 2012
This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
Okay so I had a good time at Barnes and Noble...
Geek life :3
hoelita:
Watching men roll blunts.
Watching men smoke.
Watching men talk while the smoke leaves their mouths.
It’s like watching silk float, then slip down from a dark void.
So wonderful.
I need to smoke with a cute boy, with full lips.
For once I don’t feel sad.
February 2012
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If I let you touch my stomach, you know I really...
Don't fucking make me tell you what's wrong if you...
There's a difference between
staypozitive:
Thinking someone is cute
Having a crush on someone
Being interested in someone
Liking someone
Loving someone
Being in love with someone
fuck life. i feel like fucking shit. and i don't...
tell me something sweet to get me by.
okay, we have to do this college survey thing, and legit i can’t think of answers that are appropriate and won’t land me in a fucking hospital. fml.
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
